Kisnan kitchen se mere liye chay laya aur table par rakh kar khada ho gaya to maine use bade pyar se dekha aur boli barran kab dhulane hai aur jaise.hi kuchh bolne ko hua mujhe kuchh nahi sunana hai sivay sach ke agar tum sach batate ho ke wo bra panty kis.ladki ke the aur tumhara affair kiske sath chal raha hai to ab bhi mauka hai shayad maafi mil jaye soch lo.
Kisna kuchh bola nahi aur kitchen ki or chala gaya uske jane ke bad thodi der tak to mujhe yakin hi nahi hua ke ye sab kuchh sach me ho raha hai aur abhi abhi mere liye jo chay bana kar laya tha ye wohi kisna hai jo kabhi kitchen se pani ka glass bhi uthakar nahi lata tha.
Maine ye sab kuchh soch rahi thi tab hi maine tv on kar li aur tv par movie aa rahin thi chamatkar aur gana chal raha tha bichchhu o bichhu mujhe kat khayega usme urmila aur uski friends shahrukh khan ko ladke se ladki banati hai uska makeup karti hai balo me do choti aur aankho me kajal laga deti hai kyun ke wo bhool se ladies coach me chadh jata hai.
Aur ye dekh kar meri aankhon me chamak aa gayi.
Maine tv band ki aur kisna ko aawaj din kisna kisna . Bechara daudte huye mere kamare me aaya aur mujhe dekh kar bola kya hua tum thik thak to ho to chikh kyun rahi ho aur maine reply kiya kyun tum kya kuchh aur dekhna chahte the mere thik thak hone me bhi aapatti hai. To bola mujhe kyun hone lagi aapatti. Is par main boli honi bhi nahi chahiye . To kisna bola han thik hai ab muh khulega kyun chikh rahi thin to main boli kyun ke mujhe ek chsy aur pini hai bana kar lao to kisha bola abhi to pi thi to main boli kyun tumse puchh kar piungi jao jakar bana kar lao . To kisna bola yar abhi bartan dho kar rakhe hai to maine kaha to fir dho lena still ke hain ghis nahi jayenge dubara dhulane se.bechara muh latakakar fir se chay bana kar laya. Chay pite pite miane order kiya ab kya chay ke ghunt ginoge ke maine kitne piye hai maine use totaly ignore karte huye use ek aur tuglaki farman sunaya jao jakar khana banao. Bechara jo toota foota banana aata tha bana kar laya.
Kisna ek number ka uselesa cook tha. Most pathetic food jo ki sara kachre me dalana pada fir hamane bahar se order kiya aur khana khaya.
Agle din krishna aur main ham dono office gaye main sare din sochti rahin ke kahi ye sach to nahi bol raha hai main khamo kha hi use paresan to nahin kar rahi hun us par shak karke. Fir maine waise jo bhi ho office se jakar ghar ke kam ki tention to gayi sir se mere. Par mujhe pata tha ke Krishna bhi kuchh na kuchh dikag lagq raha hoga apna itne aaram se meri har baat manne walo me.se to bilkul bhi nahi tha.
Sham ko ghar pahunchin kisna apne normal kapdo me baitha tha mainn ghar pahunchi to khud pani laya miane isharo me puchha kya hua apne ghar ke kapado ke kyun nahi ho tum. Kisna bola yar dekho mujhse ye sab aur nahi hone wala hai to batao tumhe kya sunna hai main wohi bol deta hun par please ab torture karna bnad karo ab aur nahi jhel sakta hun mainn ye sab. Mujje kuchh kuchh idea to tha ke ye hoga but not so soon. To bhi miane panic na hokar ussee boli bolo main kya sunna chahti hun.
To bola han hai wo kisi aur ladki ke undergarments bas ab khush lekin mujjse uska nam nahin puchhana kyun ke sachchqi yahi hai ke koi ladki meri life me nahi hai.
Main aoni jagah se khadi huyi aur uske kandhe par hath rakha aur bhaut hi shanti se boli bat ho gayi na ab jao aur jakar indian mad ke kapade pahen kar aao maine subah nikal kar rakhe hai cupboard me bra panty and green salwar kmaiz hai aur kuchh jewellery hai to kisna bola jewellery kaisi jewellery to main boli kuchh nahi choodiyan hai salwar kamiz se match karengi. To kisna bola lekin anu meri bat to suno.
Main boli sun to li ab change karke fatafat chay lekar aao main bhi change kar lun fir chay pite huye bat karte hai kisna pair patakate huye change karne gyaa. Aur bra panty slawar kamiz aur chudiyan pahen kar chay banakar laya maine uski or dekh kar boli are yar kuchh kami hai plate rakho aur meri almari me pajeb hai pairo me paheno ghar me bahut shanti ho Rakhi hai kisna ne payal apne pairo me pahen li aur chham chham karte huye mere samne aqkar khada ho gaya main boli aawqj achchhi hai na chham chham ki ek kam karo ab wo hills bhi paheno jisse hills ki tak tak aur payalon ki chham chham combination ban sake kisna ne hills bhi pahen liye ab tak tak aur chham chham karte huye mere samne aakar khada ho gaya fir main boli tumhari chudio ki aawqj nahi aa rahi hai jakar change karke kanch kin pahenkar aaon fir bat karte hai to kisnan mere cupboard ke taraf jane laga to miane reply kiya nannnn kitchen me sabse upqr wale drawer me hai stool par khade hi kar utarna hills me savdhani se aur han hills utarne ki galati mat karna. Kisna tak tak chham chham karte huye kitchen me gaya aur stool par khade hone ki koshish karne laga par hills me balance nahi bana pa raha tha thodi der uska struggle dekhne ke bad maine hi uski help ki lekin sirf table par chadhne me aur jab utarne ki bari aayi seriously uski shakal dekhne layak thi. Kyun ki hills me thoda sa bhi jumpp karnana kitna bada challenge hai wo to pahenne wala hi janta hai
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Finally kuchh der pyar mahobat ruthne manane kasme bado ke bad maine uski table se utarne me madad kar hi di.
Fir wo mujhe thanks bolta isse pahele maine kahe diya khade mat raho fatafat chudiyan paheno to kisna bola par anu ye bahut chhoti hai aur bahut mushkil hai ke ye mere hath me aaye upar se kanch ki hai to hath me chot lagne ka bhi dar hair. To main boli hmm bat to sahi hai ek kam karo bajar se apne naap ki choodiyan le aao.
Krishna meri bat sunte hi ek dam shock ho gaya aur mere muh ki or takane laga ke kya ysne wohi suna jo maine kaha to uske reaction ko dekhte huye boli aise kya dekh rahe ho jaise bhoot dekh liya ho market se kharid kar lane ko hi kaha hai ab joa aur le aao jakar. Kya hua dar lag raha hai kya tumhe . To main boli lo itne darpok kaise ho gaye waise hotel me kisi aur ki pahenne me sharam nahi aa rahi thi aur maine to tumhe tumhare hi kapado ko pahenkar market jane ko bol rahi hun. Chalo koi bat nahi market nahi jana to . Are han tum kuchh bat karna chah rahe the na lekin usse pahele meri bat ko dhyan se suno bina kisi bhi if ya but ke agle sat din ke liye maine office se chhutti le li hain aur tum abhi mere samne apne manager se call karke chhutti le lo. Aur maine khud kisna ke boss ko call kiya aur kisna ne bimari se chhutti lene ki bat ki to boss ne bhi approve kar di kyun ke waise bhi kisna office aur ghar ke kam karke office me sara din thaka thaka sa hi lagta tha aur use chhutti bhi mil gayi. Iske bad maine uske hath se mobile lekar ek box me rakh diya jisse ke wo bhaari duniya se poori tarah se cut jaue. Aur agar uska kisi se affair ho to chinta me use contact karne ki koshish kare. Tisra jo kam maine kiya wo tha kisna ki aankho par ek kali patti bandh kar uske dono hath uski pith ke pichhe bandh diye aur bedroom me lock kar diya . Ab kisna salwar kamiz me hath me chhoodiyan aur pair me.payal aur hills pahen kar sivay mere dwara khulne ka wait kar sakta tha uske alawa kuochh bhi nahi kyun ke jab maine uski aankho par patti bandhi thi tab wo alag kamare me tha aur patti bandhne ke bad main use kis kamre me le gayi hun uska use koi idea nahi tha to aur uske hath pichhe bandhe hone se wo hath ki madad se ghar ke kis kamare me hain wo janne ki koshish nahi kar sakta tha so uska ek hi kam tha meraa wait kare ke kab main us ki help karun.
Maine bhi use lock karke mall ghumne nikal gayi jisse ki mujhe us par daya ya pyar na aa jaye kahi mall se aate samay main apne liye khana kha kar aa gayi qur beer ka can le kar aa gayi. Ghar pahunchi aur kisna ko kamare me jhaa lock kiya tha waha dekha to main use jaha par chhod kar gayi thinwo hi baith gayantha aur leta hua mila ek bhi extra kadam nahi rakha tha bebkoof ne. Maine use beer offer ki 3 ghante se jyada ho gayi thi dar ki bajah se gala sukh gaya tha mana kaise karta. To .apne hatho se 2 beer pilayi.
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To be continued...
